Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving

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Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving

very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the

man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.

"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads

stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there

was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar- itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I

had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for

a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped

on the way home to get another bottle for later .." And the man

fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of

whiskey, which he held up for inspection. The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to

step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."

Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me???!!!" he he he

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