Jack wakes up in his bedroom with a terrible hangover. He painfully opens his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the night table. He sits up and sees a clean shirt and
freshly-pressed suit hanging on the closet door.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note propped on the dresser that says
"Honey, fresh orange juice and cereal is on the kitchen table. I left early
to go shopping. Love you." So he makes his way down to the kitchen and sure
enough there's his breakfast and the morning newspaper. His teenage son is at
the table, eating. Jack asks, "Bobby, what happened here last night?"
His son looks at him and says, "Dad, you came home drunk at 3 A.M.. You
knocked over the china cabinet, barfed in the front hall, and passed out on
the stairs. Mom and I dragged you upstairs to bed."
Puzzled, Jack asks, "So, why is your mother being so nice to me? She laid out
my clothes and had my breakfast on the table."
Bobby replies, "We got you on the bed and Mom tried to undress you. You said
'Leave me alone, lady, I'm married.' "